THREE INDIANS

An old Indian lined up all of his 10 little Indian sons and stood in front of them. He then asked, "Who push port-a-potty over cliff?" Nobody answered him.

He then asked again, "Who push port-a-potty over cliff?" Again nobody answered.

The old Indian said, "I tell story of Georgie Washington and Georgie father. Georgie chop down cherry tree. Georgie tell truth, Big Georgie no punish."

So the Indian asked again, "Who push port-a-potty over cliff?"

To which the littlest Indian replied, "I push port-a-potty over cliff."

The old Indian then shakes and spanks him raw, for his punishment.

When he is done, the little Indian asks, "Georgie tell truth, Georgie no get punish. I
tell truth, I get punished. Why you punish, father?"

The old Indian replied, "Big Georgie not in cherry tree when it got chopped down!!!"

BRACELET

A lady walks into Tiffany's. She browses around, spots a beautiful diamond bracelet and walks over to inspect it. As she bends over to look more closely, she inadvertently breaks wind.

Very embarrassed, she looks around nervously to see if anyone has noticed her little accident and prays that a sales person doesn't pop up right now.

As she turns around, her worst nightmare materializes in the form of a salesman standing right behind her.

Cool as a cucumber and displaying complete professionalism, the salesman greets the lady with, 'Good day, Madam. How may we help you today?'

Very uncomfortably, but hoping that the salesman may just not have been there at the time of her little 'accident', she asks, 'Sir, what is the price of this lovely bracelet?'

He answers, 'Madam, if you farted just looking at it, you're going to shit yourself when I tell you the price.'

LIVING

"A fanatic is one who can't change his mind and won't change the subject”...Sir Winston Churchill

DOS REMEDIOS

Después de llevar meses buscando, he logrado encontrar un nuevo fármaco antidepresivo que me está ayudando a entender mejor las cosas de mi empresa y estar más relajado en el trabajo. Desde que lo tomo parezco otra persona, estoy más tranquilo y no me altero por cualquier cosa, soy capaz de organizarme mejor y no tengo tanto trabajo atrasado, incluso estoy haciendo jornada intensiva. Este nuevo medicamento y a está disponible en todas las farmacias y se vende sin receta.  

Ah! se me olvidaba, va de maravilla para la conciliación familiar, 

…Y por si no os sentara bien, o no cubriera vuestras necesidades, aquí os mando también otro indicado para tratamientos de choque: