GUINNESS FEMENINO

Lavabo:

El record de grupo de mujeres más grande en ir juntas al lavabo lo poseen 147 trabajadoras del departamento de Seguridad Social en Longbenton.

En su celebración anual de las Navidades en un night-club de Newcastle-upon-tyne el 12 de octubre de 1994, Mrs.Beryl Crabtree se levanto para ir al lavabo e inmediatamente fue seguida por otras 146 asistentes a la fiesta. Moviéndose como una masa, el grupo entró en el lavabo a las 21:52 y, después de esperar a que todas acabaran, salieron 2 horas y 37 minutos mas tarde.

ANCIENT CIVILIZATIONS

I was listening to these university guys in a bar, a Greek and an Italian; they were discussing who had the superior culture.

The Greek professor said, "Well, we have the Parthenon."

Arching his eyebrows, the Italian replies, "We have the Coliseum."

The Greek retorts, "We Greeks gave birth to advanced mathematics."

The Italian, nodding agreement, says, "But we built the Roman Empire."

And so on and so on until the Greek comes up with what he thinks will end the discussion. With a flourish of finality he says, "We invented sex!"

The Italian replies, "That is true, but it was the Italians who introduced it to women!"

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